Blog : November 2007

Yeah, so...

I'm a fucking hypocrite. I understand what she meant now, so many years ago, as I lay on my bed, phone to my head, in the wee hours of the morning listening to what I thought were empty words. Make a decision, I said. If I knew then what I know now I would never have said what I said, did what I did.

Bust This

Last night I had a dream that I had somehow been invited to appear on Mythbusters. I was assigned to help Kari Byron bust a myth - something to do with audio, how appropriate.

Part of the way through setting up some tests, I decided I needed to shave. So I spent what seemed to be about an hour shaving in the sink at the shop they use. I also learned in that time that the mythbusting is done on a very tight schedule and that it is against the rules to share with the other teams what it is you're trying to bust at the time.

Of course, none of these rules make any sense, especially when compared to the real Mythbusters show. Maybe the dream Mythbusters show was on some second-rate television channel trying to do a knock-off of the real one, so they made up stupid rules to try to make it more interesting than it already was.

Anyway, Kari got annoyed with me that I was shaving and taking so long doing it. I don't remember much after that.